stay alive for zach
Katie. 18. Ohio. Zach Rance. Zachtoria. Zankie. Zacole. Twenty One Pilots. Leonardo DiCaprio. Dane DeHaan. Noel Fisher. Gallavich. Shameless US. Supernatural. Suits. My Mad Fat Diary. Big Brother. Bates Motel. Dexter. Veronica Mars. Parenthood. Orange is the New Black. Friday Night Lights.

noel fisher, zach rance, and twenty one pilots are literally life.

i’m surprised there isn’t a gifset of all the time’s zach’s hat has fallen off during zankie moments bc it isn’t a zankie moment w/o zach’s hat falling off



  #zankie    #bb16    #zach rance  
got my oreos and ice cream hell fuck yeah

got my oreos and ice cream hell fuck yeah

  #i even have waffle cone pieces on the bottom  
  #favorite hug ever    #bb16    #zankie  

Spot the idiots


Spot the idiots

zankody. 😭👏

zankody. 😭👏

  #zankie    #zankody    #bb16    #also cody just followed frankie I'm crying  

apparently it’s a song.


you guys zach won’t take frankie to germany bc frankie never fulfilled their deal of getting zach to final 3

  #zankie    #this is a joke but still    #they shook hands on it    #if frankie gets him to final 3 then zach will take him to germany  

recent frankie favorites that should keep zankie stans at ease

  #zankie    #i haven't seen the best friend one be posted in the tag  


List of Caleb’s “Achievements”:

  • Won a state-wide poetry contest by writing a poem about the Holocaust. He got to read it in front of a senator.
  • Has been offered roles in pornography, and has turned it down.
  • Has been offered a job as a Chippendale’s dancer, but turned it down.
  • He was almost a finalist on NBC’s The Voice.
  • He did 3 or 4 (it varies on who he’s telling) years of active combat duty.
  • At community college, he studied “law” but decided to switch to “medicine”.
  • He crashed a party with his friend, and were allowed to stay because they were mistaken for male strippers.
  • He’s a professional dog groomer.
  • He’s a personal trainer with dozens of under-the-table clients.
  • He’s a dietician and a nutritionist.
  • He’s a fully trained scuba diver.
  • He speaks Spanish fluently.
  • He was the only white guy on his high school basketball team.
  • He lived in the largest house in his county, which included 9 bedrooms, multiple horse stables and movie theaters.
  • His family was so poor after his parent’s divorced, he had to sing and play guitar on the street corner to collect change for food.
  • Posed for Sports Illustrated, with nothing but a fireman’s helmet covering his “junk”.
  • Dances the salsa so hot that “you’ll have to call the fire department”.
  • Killed a pig by hitting it repeatedly with a stick, and posted the video to YouTube.
  • Posed for Wilhelmina Models.
  • DIDN’T pose for Wilhelmina Models, because he’d rather go into acting.
  • His dad was in Special Forces in the army.
  • Rescued baby squirrels “from their nest”, but later killed a “garbage bag filled with squirrels” all at once.
  • Record holding football player at his high school, getting five interception in one game.
  • Former professional bodybuilder who had 225 pounds of bulk.
  • He’s a professional juggler.
  • He’s a skilled gymnast who can do a one handed cartwheel.
  • All of his jeans cost $200 per pair.
  • He and his group of friends are so scary, they clear out a bar when they enter.
  • He dated a “billboard model”.
  • He’s never been arrested, because he’s always outran the cops.
  • He’s never been bitten by a mosquito.
  • He’s a professional horse whisperer.
  • He was a paramedic.
  • He was a medic in the army.
  • He made the finals for casting for both Survivor and The Amazing Race.
  • He was supposed to record a country album but “decided not to”.
  • He can drink 30 Bud Lights without getting drunk.
  • He “popped a wheelie” on a motorcycle going faster than 100mph.
  • His brother is YouTube famous for delivering inspirational sermons.
  • He broke both his legs/ankles when he was 4 years old and the doctor’s said he would be paralyzed for life, but a mysterious African man walked into the hospital without a visitor’s pass while his parents were at McDonalds. The African man grabbed Caleb by the ankles and left without a word, completely healing Caleb.
  • Works at Lowe’s because he got “bored” being a personal trainer.
  • His father had a construction company so large, he had 1000 employees and built 30 houses a day, made $50,000 an hour, and built a 20 acre home for himself.
  • He has psychic precognition, that has allowed him to accurately predict which players would be participating in the Veto Competition before they were picked.
  • Can complete the cinnamon challenge without flinching or wincing.
  • Went to the mall with his mom, and got in a fight with a man because the man’s “pants were sagging so low, it was indecent exposure”.
  • Creator of the “Not Of This World” clothing line.
  • Fasted for 21 days eating only crackers and water.
  • He’s a professional hair stylist who knows all the necessary “formulas and volumes”.
  • Tore his hamstring, and couldn’t walk for 5 months.
  • He was a prison guard for 6 months and tazered an inmate who was incarcerated for “not paying his child support”.
  • He was a professional bull rider “in high school”.
  • He can roll a dollar bill so tightly, he can push it through a potato.
  • Was offered a walk-on role in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie, where he would be paid more than $1,000,000 to say one line in a scene with Johnny Depp.
  • His family was hired by the TruTV network for a hunting/bounty hunting-related reality show, but they dropped it. It was picked up by the Discovery Channel, who bought 5 seasons, but they also dropped it.
  • "Almost" did The Bachelor.
  • He has never died in a dream.
  • He has never been punched in the face.
  • He will always win a wrestling match if he listens to Eye of the Tiger beforehand.
  • He’s a great breakdancer.
  • He’s such a good snowboarder that he was already “grinding the rails” after his 4th day of snowboarding.
  • He’s never played soccer before, but knows he’d be good at it.
  • He went to West Point Military Academy for 2 years, and then dropped out.
  • Famous tattoo artist Oliver Peck is doing his next tattoo.
  • Claims to have written a song actually written by a contestant on The Voice.
  • The Indianapolis Colts were “looking at him” before he entered the house.
  • "Almost went pro" at swing dancing and now gives lessons.

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zach & frankie -  are we out of the woods yet?

  #fuck    #why am i watching this again    #zankie  


  #fuck this guy    #this ship    #this show    #fuck it    #i can't deal    #zankie  


that’s it. that’s the whole show